You might be a Redneck If....

Just Curious

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We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.
But if we take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God and if I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd be honored to have a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of them.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA!
 
I'm of the same opinion and so are most people around here: God, family, and country -- period!

My all time favorite redneck joke: You might be a redneck if you mow your grass with your shirt off and so does your husband. Actually I'm a little more classy than this, but this is funny I don't care who you are.
 
Yep,Rednecks aint all bad.Just good ol boys and girls.
Ther aint no in between.
It's either black or white,aint no grey.

Cal
 
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