You might be a Redneck if ....

[Maineshowgirl]

Come on guys I know yall got some good one...." Your truck permanently has "WASH ME" written in the dust on the tailgate" lol ranch truck o well cows dont care. If every hunting trip is breaking the law lol and of course this one " if you wash the inside of your truck out with the power washer"LOL

 

[Calman]

Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.

Cal

 

[alabama]

If part of the directions to your house include " Go to the end of the dirt road"

 

[Maineshowgirl]

" Your family reunion is sponsored by a beer comany" :nod:

 

[backhoeboogie]

Shucks I am not in denial.

I'd rather know, "You're not totally redneck if......"

 

[gerardplauche]

Shucks I am not in denial.

I'd rather know, "You're not totally redneck if......"

Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

 

[L Weir]

I stole this from the Redneck Wedding show. You might be a redneck if you go mudbogging, ride a mechanical bull, or wear camo for your wedding.

 

[Rangenerd]

If direstions to your house include "don't forget to lock the hubs".

 

[csutton]

if you have to wash your hands before you use the bathroom.

 

[Darhawk]

this I remember for the 1950-60s:

.....Ya missed your sixth grade graduation cause you got your draft notice.

another............

...........if'n yer hankichef, napkin and sleeve is one 'n the same.

 

[turn&burn92]

..... you go muddin in your front yard.

 

[chrisy]

....family reunions consist of Aunts, Uncles, Cousins and in laws all with the same last name.

 

[Lammie]

Your screen doors have no screens.

 

[Lammie]

You mow your lawn and find a bass boat.

 

[bandit80]

you mow your lawn and flush quail.

Happened to me.

 

[cattleluvr18]

you might be a redneck if....you duct tape the earbuds of your iPod to your ears to keep them from falling out while you run.

 

[Maineshowgirl]

like that one 8)

 

[Maineshowgirl]

youve ever gife wrapped a tire or tires hehe mudd grips.

 

[Maineshowgirl]

if you think law and order is a posted sign and a loaded gun behind the seat. If a night out is going hog hunting in the back 40 acres. If you go hunting on your way to prom lol haha. If a weekend shopping with the family is at Gander Mt.

 

[brownmule]

if your "ride'en mower has long ears four legs and brays.... opps i think i just told on my self lol
my crabby neighbor caused me so much slack over my mules i havent mowed my yard for 4 yrs lol thats pasture ! :cboy: