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Tommy Ruyle

Tommy Ruyle

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Two blondes, Brittney and Lindsey, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house.

Brittney, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Lindsey, who was watching Brittney doing this for a while, was curious and asked Brittney, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

Brittney explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away."

Lindsey got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
 
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chrisy":3fg6yqps said:
I resemble that remark, why are we blnodes always picked on :help: ;-)
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Because you're all so................never mind. :D :D
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because we are all what????........ :x stereo typed. blondes have more fun, so they say. ;-)
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Just kidding! :) I have a blonde daughter-in-law and I love her to death. MUCH smarter than I could ever hope to be, too. Don't know how the blonde jokes got started but they've been around as long as I can remember.
 
VanC":q8hkbsgl said:
Just kidding! :) I have a blonde daughter-in-law and I love her to death. MUCH smarter than I could ever hope to be, too. Don't know how the blonde jokes got started but they've been around as long as I can remember.
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Had a blonde friend to tell me that redheads and brunettes that couldn't get dates sat around on Friday and Saturday nights and made 'em up! Who'd a thunk it?
 

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