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Words Women Use:
>
>1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
>and you need to shut up.
>
>2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
>3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
>in fine.
>
>4.) Go Ahead: This is a
>dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
>5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
>about nothing. (Refer ba ck to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
>6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
>make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
>
>8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (Also women will use the phrase, "That's Nice" - it must be said with a southern drawl. Ask me if you haven't heard the joke)
>
>9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
>times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
>"what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
>Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
>if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
>give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.
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>1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
>and you need to shut up.
>
>2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
>Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
>minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
>
>3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
>you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
>in fine.
>
>4.) Go Ahead: This is a
>dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
>
>5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
>misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
>wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
>about nothing. (Refer ba ck to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
>
>6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
>make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
>deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
>
>7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
>you're welcome.
>
>8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! (Also women will use the phrase, "That's Nice" - it must be said with a southern drawl. Ask me if you haven't heard the joke)
>
>9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
>this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
>times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
>"what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
>
>Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
>if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to
>give them a good laugh, cause they know its true.
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