Woman Problems

[inyati13]

Some men ask for problems with the fairer sex. I am totally innocent. There is a young lady at the nursing home where mom resides. No one knows why but she is enamored with me. I admit, I cut up with her but have done nothing to encourage her. I am probably older than her dad. I thought it was fun until my sister who does the administrative chores for mom’s stay at the half-way house, calls me and tells me that the young lady has openly expressed that she “pants when I walk by the nursing station” on the way to see mom. My farm is only 3 miles from the nursing home so I go by to pay mom visits on a regular basis. Of course, this is all a big shot in the arm to me. But sis is serious that I do nothing to encourage her behavior. Especially considering she is married and like my sister warns, he has to be a lot bigger and younger than me. I am not a big guy. Five ten and about 168 pounds. My sister does not understand why this girl who is really very sweet and attractive has such a crush on me. Then I start getting calls from the nursing home. By luck, I was not available to take them. I see they are from the nursing home. I call my sister and she says it has to be Crystal and that I absolutely not answer any calls from the nursing home. Well in the mean time all my brothers get wind of this. And mom already knows because Crystal has been talking to her. Mom is not always discreet at 90 years of age and may have even encouraged the poor girl. I was with my siblings at a recent wedding and they are all sitting around wondering why any attractive young girl would be interested in me. My sister offers up the theory that it is my money. I tell’em I can’t believe that, I am not rich. My sister says what people in this county consider rich might be entirely different. You got a farm, cattle, a nice home and a good retirement. That looks rich to these country girls. I say no, sis, that’s not it. I am a small guy. I just had my eyes tested. The girl who measures you for distance between the eyes said I could peep through a keyhole with both eyes. No sis, I have a small head. The reason she is so enamored with me is calving ease.

 

[melking]

:shock: I am not sure if this needs, should get, demands, or screams a response.

 

[J&D Cattle]

The calving ease part was humorous. :D

Never mess around with a married woman. It just aint worth it.

 

[TexasBred]

Some men ask for problems with the fairer sex. I am totally innocent. There is a young lady at the nursing home where mom resides. No one knows why but she is enamored with me. I admit, I cut up with her but have done nothing to encourage her. I am probably older than her dad. I thought it was fun until my sister who does the administrative chores for mom’s stay at the half-way house, calls me and tells me that the young lady has openly expressed that she “pants when I walk by the nursing station” on the way to see mom. My farm is only 3 miles from the nursing home so I go by to pay mom visits on a regular basis. Of course, this is all a big shot in the arm to me. But sis is serious that I do nothing to encourage her behavior. Especially considering she is married and like my sister warns, he has to be a lot bigger and younger than me. I am not a big guy. Five ten and about 168 pounds. My sister does not understand why this girl who is really very sweet and attractive has such a crush on me. Then I start getting calls from the nursing home. By luck, I was not available to take them. I see they are from the nursing home. I call my sister and she says it has to be Crystal and that I absolutely not answer any calls from the nursing home. Well in the mean time all my brothers get wind of this. And mom already knows because Crystal has been talking to her. Mom is not always discreet at 90 years of age and may have even encouraged the poor girl. I was with my siblings at a recent wedding and they are all sitting around wondering why any attractive young girl would be interested in me. My sister offers up the theory that it is my money. I tell’em I can’t believe that, I am not rich. My sister says what people in this county consider rich might be entirely different. You got a farm, cattle, a nice home and a good retirement. That looks rich to these country girls. I say no, sis, that’s not it. I am a small guy. I just had my eyes tested. The girl who measures you for distance between the eyes said I could peep through a keyhole with both eyes. No sis, I have a small head. The reason she is so enamored with me is calving ease.

hmmmmmmmmmmm.....I don't know what to say. That cow that you were "stimulating" wasn't married. Whole different situation here. :shock: He77 I'd probably just go ahead and answer the phone next time anyway just to make sure she has good intentions. :cowboy:

 

[greybeard]

MOVE!!

find out if she can make good biscuits first tho

 

[cow pollinater]

Never mess around with a married woman. It just aint worth it.

You got that right! My wife is a married woman and so I can tell you first hand that it's more trouble than it's worth. I try to mess around with her as little as possible.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

 

[M5farm]

inyati , dang , first we had the other thread and now this one. Maybe she saw the other thread topic in person, just saying! it could happen.

 

[inyati13]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

My mom and dad both lived to be 90. Mom is still alive. Odds are good, considering how well I take care of myself that I might live to 100, so I have no intention to mess with a married woman. Just ain't going to happen. I remember a guy at a fraternity party, he told us there is nothing more over-rated than sex and under-rated as a good bowel movement!

 

[inyati13]

Never mess around with a married woman. It just aint worth it.

You got that right! My wife is a married woman and so I can tell you first hand that it's more trouble than it's worth. I try to mess around with her as little as possible.

cp, that is funny. Even you don't mess with her. That is funny. Thanks.

 

[J&D Cattle]

Never mess around with a married woman. It just aint worth it.

You got that right! My wife is a married woman and so I can tell you first hand that it's more trouble than it's worth. I try to mess around with her as little as possible.

Ha, I know what you mean. :D

 

[ALACOWMAN]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

My mom and dad both lived to be 90. Mom is still alive. Odds are good, considering how well I take care of myself that I might live to 100, so I have no intention to mess with a married woman. Just ain't going to happen. I remember a guy at a fraternity party, he told us there is nothing more over-rated than sex and under-rated as a good bowel movement!

women trouble is why i live in a humble obode.. but in peace and quite...loudest thing youll hear there is a rip snorter :cowboy:

 

[dun]

From experience I can tell you that when held by an angry husband the barrel of even a 35 looks big enough to drive a truck into.

 

[TexasBred]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

My mom and dad both lived to be 90. Mom is still alive. Odds are good, considering how well I take care of myself that I might live to 100, so I have no intention to mess with a married woman. Just ain't going to happen. I remember a guy at a fraternity party, he told us there is nothing more over-rated than sex and under-rated as a good bowel movement!

I heard that once too. Told him either he didn't know how to F*&^ or I didn't know how to shyt. :?

 

[inyati13]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

My mom and dad both lived to be 90. Mom is still alive. Odds are good, considering how well I take care of myself that I might live to 100, so I have no intention to mess with a married woman. Just ain't going to happen. I remember a guy at a fraternity party, he told us there is nothing more over-rated than sex and under-rated as a good bowel movement!

I heard that once too. Told him either he didn't know how to F*&^ or I didn't know how to shyt. :?

Never heard the rest of that. ;-)

 

[shaz]

Tell her that you eat boogers :cowboy:

 

[wbvs58]

I say, live dangerously Inyati.
Ken

 

[slick4591]

Stop putting the sock in your pants when you visit your mom. It only leads to heartache.

 

[TN Cattle Man]

have'nt seen any of you folks, but i can tell you from experience her husband is bigger than you. and will snap you apart like kindling :nod:

My mom and dad both lived to be 90. Mom is still alive. Odds are good, considering how well I take care of myself that I might live to 100, so I have no intention to mess with a married woman. Just ain't going to happen. I remember a guy at a fraternity party, he told us there is nothing more over-rated than sex and under-rated as a good bowel movement!

I heard that once too. Told him either he didn't know how to F*&^ or I didn't know how to shyt. :?

:lol: :help: :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

That's just what you need, an adulterous woman that knows how to be faithful. Friend of mine did something like this. Two marriages broken. Kids caught in the middle. He is now living in he77 because the newness has worn off on him and she is like a community bicycle and now with the child support an alimony he is too poor to divorce her.