Widdle Wabbit

BRG · Apr 9, 2007

Widdle Wabbit

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the
sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that
he's on her level and asks,

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack
wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her
knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

chrisy · Apr 9, 2007

feeding snakes Ryder wont like this one.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

*Cowgirl* · Apr 9, 2007

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

cattleluvr18 · Apr 9, 2007

that why if im not in the freakin mood im not nice to people. you just end up looking like a tard in the end anyway.

msscamp · Apr 9, 2007

chrisy":1zxf6uso said:
feeding snakes Ryder wont like this one.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Train · Apr 10, 2007

Okay think back to when those hampster playgrounds FIRST came out. The one's with plastic tunnells.

Four of us walk into a pet store, buddys got a new boa constrictor that he needs to feed for the first time. As soon as we walk in the door were met by the lady that owns the store.

" Hi, can I help you?" she says. "Do you carry mice?" says my buddy. " No, but what about hampsters?" she says. " Sure" says my buddy. He makes no mention of the purpose of this purchase. So as she's walking us to the back where the food, I mean hampsters are kept, and she starts going on about how these were born right there in the store and she's raised them herself. Made some comment about her babys! Well as we're following behind her it's all we can do not to laugh. Remember we're just a bunch of teenage boys that want to see a snake eat somthing. My buddy picks one out, of course it's the cutest ( plumpest) one, and as she reaches in to get it she asks if he has a cage for it. Buddy says " Yup, it's actually an old aquarium" to witch Doug adds, " And it has about a three foot long tunnel in it!" The lady cheerfully says "GREAT!" not knowing what he meant. Well that was it, we burst out laughing so hard we had tears in out eyes. We just turned around and left the store. Outside my buddy was just POed but still laughing. Now we had to go to another store and this time we had to wait outside while he went in alone. I don't think that poor lady ever figured out what went on.