Why Men prefer guns to Women

[vclavin]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!

 

[lavacarancher]

I can't show this to my wife! That's downright disgusting. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[vclavin]

I have not been silenced! ;-)

 

[Lammie]

And I know my husband would add:

You can swap guns with your buddy and no one will care about it!

 

[vclavin]

And I know my husband would add:

You can swap guns with your buddy and no one will care about it!

Good one... hadn't thought of that.
Valerie