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lavacarancher

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Why I'm Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pickup your shovels, mount your a$$es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a$$es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your a$$es, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ...

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
lavacarancher":kku7r07l said:
Why I'm Depressed

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pickup your shovels, mount your a$$es and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your a$$es, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your a$$es, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ...

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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:lol2: :lol2: You gotta keep your chin up and realize it could be worse. Just think how bad it would be if they decided to make it illegal to brew your own whiskey and forced you to buy the taxed stuff.
 
I'm depressed because It is now costing me .35 cents a mile for fuel to drive, my 10 mpg truck and .17 cents a mile to drive the wife's 20 mpg car :bang:
 
cowboy43":j9yowt6o said:
I'm depressed because It is now costing me .35 cents a mile for fuel to drive, my 10 mpg truck and .17 cents a mile to drive the wife's 20 mpg car :bang:
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Now I'm derpessed because you called that to my attention.
 
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