Who Said it?

[slick4591]

No Googling allowed.

Doctor called me and said, " I have bad news for you and even worse news too. OMG I said, whats the bad news Doc? He said you have 24 hours to live. OMG, so what the worst news? Doctor said ..Well, we been trying to get hold of you for 2 days now" !!!!!!

 

[Bright Raven]

Red Skeleton. Just a guess

 

[slick4591]

Nope.

 

[Bright Raven]

Sounds old style comedy. Jackie Gleason also told jokes like that.

 

[slick4591]

Not Gleason, but you are in the neighborhood..

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Art Carney

 

[jltrent]

Red Foxx

 

[melking]

Dangerfield?

 

[Bright Raven]

Was it Crazy Guggenheim (sp)

 

[artesianspringsfarm]

Jack Benny?

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Milton Berle

 

[Caustic Burno]

Don Rickles?

 

[ohiosteve]

George Washington?

 

[jehosofat]

Jimmy Hoffa ?? . . . . :lol:

 

[snoopdog]

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .

 

[Bright Raven]

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .

That was Crazy Guggenheim. He was on the Jackie Gleason show.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .

Foster Brookes ...

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .

Foster Brookes ...

That's who I was thinking of.

 

[slick4591]

Dangerfield?

Ding ding ding we have a winner! Your turn.

 

[Aaron]

The guy that always played drunk , just saw him on Carson reruns . Dang .

Foster Brooks.


My guess would be Joey Bishop. Although it's a very common line and I don't know if directly attributable to anyone.