Wedding Dresses

[Tommy Ruyle]

Son asked his mother the following question: "Mum, why are wedding dresses white?"

The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

[Makes sense to me ]

 

[Horticattleman]

Like why they have smaller feet ... to stand closer to the sink!

OOH boy we're gonna get it for this!

 

[warpaint]

Glad the wife is busy in the kitchen, maybe she won't see this.

 

[la4angus]

I knew there was a reason. Thanks Tommy.

 

[chrisy]

WELL....... you lot had better watch your backs if your wives see this one. :hat: is all that will be left of ya'll, Chrismas or no Christmas coming. peace and good will, will be out of the window. :help: ;-)