Warpaint gets a new Truck

[Nowland Farms]

One day, Crowder was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Warpaint driving a brand new pickup.

Warpaint pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Warpaint, where'd you get that truck?!?"

"Bobby Sue, the Homecoming Queen, gave it to me" Warpaint replied.

"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"

"Well, Crowder, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Warpaint, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!"

"Warpaint, you're a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"

 

[VanC]

I bet Crowder would have taken the clothes. :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Nah, I made a Movie with the Handy Cam. Nowland left that part out. Wanna see it?

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

I bet Crowder would have taken the clothes. :shock:

Naw not unless they were a size 24 for one of his ladies. :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I bet Crowder would have taken the clothes. :shock:

Naw not unless they were a size 24 for one of his ladies. :lol:

MPR, That'll confuse my material purchases. That'd be a 12x24 size. 12'x24' :shock:

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

I bet Crowder would have taken the clothes. :shock:

Naw not unless they were a size 24 for one of his ladies. :lol:

MPR, That'll confuse my material purchases. That'd be a 12x24 size. 12'x24' :shock:

Ya get them from Omar "the tent maker" huh?

 

[Crowderfarms]

I bet Crowder would have taken the clothes. :shock:

Naw not unless they were a size 24 for one of his ladies. :lol:

MPR, That'll confuse my material purchases. That'd be a 12x24 size. 12'x24' :shock:

Ya get them from Omar "the tent maker" huh?

Goodyear Tarp Outlet Store.

 

[warpaint]

Rod,
Although I appreciate you lettin everybody know what a smart fellar I be, I been tryin to keep stuff like this quiet, as it tends to make my co-horts jealous of all my book learnin and such. Please send me a resume so's I can get rid of our current speech writer.
WP