Warpaint/ Cronies Detained in Virginia

[Crowderfarms]

CNN (Crowder News Network) and TNN (Tennessee Network News)

News Flash: Seems Paint and his entourage have been detained in Virginia. No other details have emerged, but if and when they do, you'll read it first right here.

Seems they are being charged with lewd and Lacivious behavior, being under the influence of a Tanker Truck of Coors Lite and caused some sort of disturbance at a local "We Dare To Bare" joint.

Ladies and Gentlemen all we can do is wish Paint & Co. a swift diplomatic solution to this tense situation. On a further note, I have sent a delagation of negotiators and statesmen from Tennessee such as Al Gore and Jason Timberlake to start release discussions.

 

[chrisy]

Crowder send in the SAS....Cavalry and Sitting Bull.....WP is need back on these boards post haste. negotiation will take to long, they will only sip beer and listen to horried music and WP and co-horts, will get to comfortable there. ;-) :help: is needed and fast. :cboy:

 

[Gale Seddon]

You're right Crowder. He and his entourage, including MrGale, are presently being held in the Fauquier Livestock Exchange holding pens. Bail has been set. Send lawyers, Coors, and range cubes.

 

[Workinonit Farm]

You're right Crowder. He and his entourage, including MrGale, are presently being held in the Fauquier Livestock Exchange holding pens. Bail has been set. Send lawyers, Coors, and range cubes.

Whew!! Now I'm glad I couldn't make it! I was disappointed at first, but sisnce there's all kinds of trouble with the law, I'm not so disappointed now!!

Katherine

 

[Crowderfarms]

Fauquier Livestock Exchange

They're where? I always knew Ol' Paint to be a lil' bit strange but a Queer Stock Yard? Gee Willakers. Leave all of em' there!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Alice]

Fauquier Livestock Exchange

They're where? I always knew Ol' Paint to be a lil' bit strange but a Queer Stock Yard? Gee Willakers. Leave all of em' there!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon Crowder...you're still stressed out over your obnoxious cousin. I'm sure they're fine...but you might find out where your cousin is right now...or at least give Gale a description.

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

Fauquier Livestock Exchange

They're where? I always knew Ol' Paint to be a lil' bit strange but a Queer Stock Yard? Gee Willakers. Leave all of em' there!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon Crowder...you're still stressed out over your obnoxious cousin. I'm sure they're fine...but you might find out where your cousin is right now...or at least give Gale a description.

Alice

I thought I told Ya'll bout Cuz "It". We had a Alien abduction done on her.Last i heard, she'd done been branded on her hind quarter, "Property Of Maxine"

 

[Alice]

Fauquier Livestock Exchange

They're where? I always knew Ol' Paint to be a lil' bit strange but a Queer Stock Yard? Gee Willakers. Leave all of em' there!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon Crowder...you're still stressed out over your obnoxious cousin. I'm sure they're fine...but you might find out where your cousin is right now...or at least give Gale a description.

Alice

I thought I told Ya'll bout Cuz "It". We had a Alien abduction done on her.Last i heard, she'd done been branded on her hind quarter, "Property Of Maxine"

Well there has to be a reasonable explanation, Crowder...maybe Maxine threw her back...but now at least Gale knows what to look for..."Property of Maxine."

Alice

 

[Alice]

Gale, Crowder's a little hinky right now...just humor him.

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

Gale, Crowder's a little hinky right now...just humor him.

Alice

What does that big 5 dollar word "Hinky" mean? :roll:

 

[Alice]

Gale, Crowder's a little hinky right now...just humor him.

Alice

What does that big 5 dollar word "Hinky" mean? :roll:

Wound up? Wrapped tight? Can't say anymore...it'll come out "be nice."

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

Gale, Crowder's a little hinky right now...just humor him.

Alice

What does that big 5 dollar word "Hinky" mean? :roll:

Wound up? Wrapped tight? Can't say anymore...it'll come out "be nice."

Alice

I'm still at a loss for undermastanding...

 

[Alice]

Gale, Crowder's a little hinky right now...just humor him.

Alice

What does that big 5 dollar word "Hinky" mean? :roll:

Wound up? Wrapped tight? Can't say anymore...it'll come out "be nice."

Alice

I'm still at a loss for undermastanding...

On edge...edgy...still smarting from your experience with Cousin It.

Ok, ok, I've got it...spooky!

Alice

 

[Gale Seddon]

I did see quite a few brands on those longhorns...guess it's a Texas thing, but those brands are BIG. Didn't see any with a "Maxine" brand though. Alice, you'd have been bidding on every cow that had a 2- or 3-day old calf with it, and there were quite a few. One little one thought it was playtime and started tearing around the VERY tiny ring, tail flying, happy as could be. Ohhhhh, I was beside myself. This was my first cattle sale, believe it or not. Then there was one evil cow with some major horns who decided that she didn't like the "ring attendant" or whatever you call 'em. He tried to hide behind the big pole, but she was trying to gig him from both sides and just about succeeded. She turned her back for a split second and he ducked out the door, just in the nick of time.

Well, Crowder, I told you to come along on the trip with Warpaint. Now see what's happened. At least you might have been able to joke your way out of this predicament, you know, presidential-elect clout and all that stuff. Ohhhh, poor Paint, it's cold in Fauquier County tonight.

 

[Alice]

One little one thought it was playtime and started tearing around the VERY tiny ring, tail flying, happy as could be. Ohhhhh, I was beside myself.

Oh, Gale...I'm jealous...jealous, I tell you. What a perfectly wonderful sight that must've been. I'm afraid I'd have gone home stoney broke...and grinnin' like a cheshire cat.

Alice :)

 

[Crowderfarms]

I did see quite a few brands on those longhorns...guess it's a Texas thing, but those brands are BIG. Didn't see any with a "Maxine" brand though. Alice, you'd have been bidding on every cow that had a 2- or 3-day old calf with it, and there were quite a few. One little one thought it was playtime and started tearing around the VERY tiny ring, tail flying, happy as could be. Ohhhhh, I was beside myself. This was my first cattle sale, believe it or not. Then there was one evil cow with some major horns who decided that she didn't like the "ring attendant" or whatever you call 'em. He tried to hide behind the big pole, but she was trying to gig him from both sides and just about succeeded. She turned her back for a split second and he ducked out the door, just in the nick of time.

Well, Crowder, I told you to come along on the trip with Warpaint. Now see what's happened. At least you might have been able to joke your way out of this predicament, you know, presidential-elect clout and all that stuff. Ohhhh, poor Paint, it's cold in Fauquier County tonight.

I were'nt invited :lol: .AND it's colder than heck here tonite too.If Paint was a doin his job, he's been campaigning too.

 

[warpaint]

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Paint & Co. were released Sunday mornin and asked quite rudely, to never return to the state of Virginia. :shock:

I'll have you know Crowder, I'sa been campaignin to anybody that'd listen to me.


Alice, you would not have went broke. It was a buyer's market. Cheap, cheap, cheap.

I brung my 2 gals back home with me. I woulda rather took em out back an shot em in the head than let em go for what they were bringin up there Saturday. ;-)

 

[warpaint]

On a much brighter note;


It was awful good to meet, Gale and Mr. Gale. Real nice folks. Hope to see ya'll again soon. I promise to be in a better mood next time. But lack of sleep and those prices had me a lil testy! ;-)

 

[Bullbuyer]

Fauquier Livestock Exchange

They're where? I always knew Ol' Paint to be a lil' bit strange but a Queer Stock Yard? Gee Willakers. Leave all of em' there!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

C'mon Crowder...you're still stressed out over your obnoxious cousin. I'm sure they're fine...but you might find out where your cousin is right now...or at least give Gale a description.

Alice

I thought I told Ya'll bout Cuz "It". We had a Alien abduction done on her.Last i heard, she'd done been branded on her hind quarter, "Property Of Maxine"

Well there has to be a reasonable explanation, Crowder...maybe Maxine threw her back...but now at least Gale knows what to look for..."Property of Maxine."

Alice

I'll get ya'll a update on Crowder's Cuz here in a day or two. Gotta run right now!

BB

 

[curtis]

The great nations have smiled upon us again.

Our sacred brother has returned from his journey of chains.

We shall again hunt the great white buffalo an smoke the pipe of peace. :lol: :lol: