This guy goes to see his doctor. He tells his doctor that he needs 3 viagra pills. The doc looks at him kind of funny and says "3 viagra pills?" To which the guy replies, "Yes, 3 viagra pills". The doc then asks him why he needs them. The guy tells the doc, "Well, my girlfriend is coming over Thursday night, my mistress is coming on Friday, and my wife is returning on Saturday". The doc agrees to give him 3 viagra's on the condition that the guy comes back in on Monday and gets a full physical. Monday morning rolls around, and the guy goes in to the doc. He is in terrible shape! His right arm is bandaged from shoulder to finger tips and he is just in awful shape. The doc takes one look at him and exclaims, "What on earth happened to you?" The guy answers, "None of them showed up".
Young David's grandfather lives in a nursing home. Being the good grandson that he is, David visits him almost every day. One evening David is visiting with his Grandfather when the nurse comes in with a cup and a pill. After his grandfather drinks what is in the cup and takes the pill, David follows the nurse into the hallway where he asks, "Excuse me Nurse, but what is that you just gave my Grandfather?" The nurse replied, "A cup of hot chocolate and a viagra". David is a little bewildered and asks her why. The nurse explains, "Well, the hot chocolate will help him sleep, and the viagra will keep him from rolling out of bed".
Young David's grandfather lives in a nursing home. Being the good grandson that he is, David visits him almost every day. One evening David is visiting with his Grandfather when the nurse comes in with a cup and a pill. After his grandfather drinks what is in the cup and takes the pill, David follows the nurse into the hallway where he asks, "Excuse me Nurse, but what is that you just gave my Grandfather?" The nurse replied, "A cup of hot chocolate and a viagra". David is a little bewildered and asks her why. The nurse explains, "Well, the hot chocolate will help him sleep, and the viagra will keep him from rolling out of bed".
