Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

[Crowderfarms]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.


"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners."


"Go away," said the old lady. "I haven't got any money, I'm broke!"


As she proceeded to close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the
door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty," he said. "Not until you
have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket
of cow manure onto her hallway carpet.


"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this cow manure
from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old
lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a dammed good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

 

[Gate Opener]

Uh Oh!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[grannysoo]

Bring that boy a fork & napkin. He's gonna be here a while.

 

[show steer up]

Good one!
put a smile on my face

 

[backhoeboogie]

That old lady needs to sell some tickets to that one. She'd make enough to get her power turned back on.

 

[chrisy]

do they turn off old peoples elecy?, they don't here they help them out by putting in a pay as you go metre with the price a little higher than normal, and in time that pays off their bill.


sorry edit......good joke by the way Uncle Crowder ;-) :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol: