Useless Super Power

[ga.prime]

The ability to redeem expired coupons.

 

[jkwilson]

I can locate fresh manure in the dark, but only while wearing street shoes.

 

[Isomade]

I can locate fresh manure in the dark, but only while wearing street shoes.

:lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

Ablility to make cotton lint in belly button.

 

[TexasBred]

As someone else posted a while back "I'm becoming more and more efficient at turning wine, beer and whiskey into urine". :lol:

 

[Jogeephus]

As someone else posted a while back "I'm becoming more and more efficient at turning wine, beer and whiskey into urine". :lol:

I thought the thread was about USELESS super powers. ;-)

 

[Lammie]

I have to admit I googled this and my favorite was "In-Flight Flight", in which you have the power to fly but only when you are in an airplane.