andybob
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A U.N. delegation was flying back from an international interference conference,when the 'plane developed engine trouble over the Atlantic.
On the pilots' instructions all luggage was thrown out to remedy the rapid loss of altitude,as this was only partially successful,all seats were torn out and ejected.
This was almost enough but they were still losing enough altitude to not make a safe landfall.
Suddenly the British deligate walked to the door, and with a shout of "God save the queen" jumped out.
Mortified that the Brit deligate had acted in such a gallant manner,the French deligate ran to the door, and with a shout of "Vive la France!" jumped out.
Not to be outdone, the American deligate, a 6ft 13" Texan, jumped up and with a cry of "Remember the Alamo!",
threw out the Mexican deligate!!!
On the pilots' instructions all luggage was thrown out to remedy the rapid loss of altitude,as this was only partially successful,all seats were torn out and ejected.
This was almost enough but they were still losing enough altitude to not make a safe landfall.
Suddenly the British deligate walked to the door, and with a shout of "God save the queen" jumped out.
Mortified that the Brit deligate had acted in such a gallant manner,the French deligate ran to the door, and with a shout of "Vive la France!" jumped out.
Not to be outdone, the American deligate, a 6ft 13" Texan, jumped up and with a cry of "Remember the Alamo!",
threw out the Mexican deligate!!!
