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I had a heifer once. She turned into a Heiferette, that turned into a cow, that turned into a big fat cow, that turned into an old nag. Sent her to the sale barn and had to pay dearly to get rid of her. :shock:
 
flaboy+":338opi5p said:
I had a heifer once. She turned into a Heiferette, that turned into a cow, that turned into a big fat cow, that turned into an old nag. Sent her to the sale barn and had to pay dearly to get rid of her. :shock:
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Me too. Problem is She never has gone to Slaughter. Bet she'd be tough even if made into Kibbles and bits.
 
Crowderfarms":312mugl1 said:
flaboy+":312mugl1 said:
I had a heifer once. She turned into a Heiferette, that turned into a cow, that turned into a big fat cow, that turned into an old nag. Sent her to the sale barn and had to pay dearly to get rid of her. :shock:
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Me too. Problem is She never has gone to Slaughter. Bet she'd be tough even if made into Kibbles and bits.
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And I thought I was bitter about my ex. You guys make me feel like I should still be friends with mine.

dun
 
Your right Crowder, I'm impressed. I've been pretty quiet about my Ex. I do however sometimes see a gorilla on tv and say, "look guys it's my Ex-wife with no shirt on." 8)
 
ctlbaron":2k1lh9by said:
Your right Crowder, I'm impressed. I've been pretty quiet about my Ex. I do however sometimes see a gorilla on tv and say, "look guys it's my Ex-wife with no shirt on." 8)
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I've not spoken to my Ex in years, I always told her "I dont wish you good, dont wish you bad, I just wish you'd go away".After years of wishing, it finally worked.
 
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."

The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.

Up to 60 mph

"I want the car, too," he continues.

65 mph.

"And," he says, "I'll hav e the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"

The wife at last replies, in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
 
Cattle Rack Rancher":23aqonoq said:
Oh come on guys. I miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better all the time.
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Substitute 'husband' for 'wife' and it works perfectly for me!! :lol: :lol:
 
Ok boys...what's the total count for EXs....I've got four before I found the final Mrs Mc....none of them have ever remarried, guess I've ruined them on marriage...but I'm housebroke now and have lost most of my bad habits...yeah, right.
DMc
 

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