Tip # 1

[Scotty]

Never pee into the wind. :shock: Sorry. May need to go into the Coffee shop board. Can't help myself. Really wish I knew more to help my fellow cattleman.


Scotty

 

[J]

Never pee into the wind. :shock: Sorry. May need to go into the Coffee shop board. Can't help myself. Really wish I knew more to help my fellow cattleman.


Scotty

I guess along those lines too:

DONT EAT YELLOW SNOW. :lol: :lol:

 

[ctlbaron]

Never bet on a black horse named snowball. 8)

 

[Beefy]

Never pee into the wind near an electric fence.

 

[Susie David]

Gettin close to the time of the year up here that we don't pee outside at all....only forget once

 

[El_Putzo]

Never put your tongue on a frozen flagpole, even if your buddies double dog dare ya!!

 

[Beefy]

dont go ice skating with a fat girl.

 

[Double A Ranch]

Don't fry bacon naked!

 

[El_Putzo]

Don't fry bacon naked!

Amen to that one!!

 

[joe]

don't squat with your spurs on, and always drink upstream from the herd.

 

[windwalker]

If every thing else fails guy then go ask a women

 

[Wilson_Cattle_Company]

Don't let your wife get drunker than you

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

Stay away from slow race horses and fast wimmen. They both cost ya a ton of money.

 

[Wilson_Cattle_Company]

Don't ever think you got anything whipped

 

[Fred]

Trust your neighbors but brand your cows.

 

[msscamp]

Don't fry bacon naked!

:shock: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[warpaint]

Man who sleep on railroad wake up with split personality!

 

[CowpokeJ]

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

 

[ga. prime]

Confucious say man who fly upside down in airplane have crack up.

 

[1848]

Never say: There ain't enough of you here to make me......