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The owner of a golf course in Tennessee was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the Univ. of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus
14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Tennessee women.

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A group of TN. friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!

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Regarding the year 2000, a senior at Tennessee was overheard saying
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"when the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Tennessee." When asked why, he stated that everything happens here 20 years later than the rest of the civilized world.

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The young Tennesseean came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"

The young Tennesseean answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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NEWS FLASH! - Tennessee's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Univ. of Tennessee students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.

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A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-81. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?

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A Tennessean had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither."
 
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I knew when I typed it that someone was going to say something! Oh well! :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:
 

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txshowmom":2k41m1ne said:
I knew when I typed it that someone was going to say something! Oh well! :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:

If they don;t want to know they don't have to read it.

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I live in Tennessee and I can tell you that all those stories are true!
You forgot a couple... If two tennessee football players are riding in a car who is driving? A Policeman.

What has 100 arms, 100 legs and 20 teeth? A tennessee class reunion!

:lol2: :lol:


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