lavacarancher
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An elderly man in Virginia had owned a large cabin on Dover Lake for many years. It had a large lake in the back
that was properly shaped for swimming. He decided it would be a nice thing to fix up the lake area by adding a dock, chairs and tables, a horseshoe court and some apple, peach and pear trees.
One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond to look it over as he hadn't been there for awhile. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit.
As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lake! He coughed to make the women aware of his presence and they all swam to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We're not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned and replied, “I didn't come down here to watch ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked either.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I'm just here to feed the alligator.”
Some old men can still think fast.
that was properly shaped for swimming. He decided it would be a nice thing to fix up the lake area by adding a dock, chairs and tables, a horseshoe court and some apple, peach and pear trees.
One evening the old man decided to go down to the pond to look it over as he hadn't been there for awhile. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket so he could bring back some fruit.
As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his lake! He coughed to make the women aware of his presence and they all swam to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We're not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned and replied, “I didn't come down here to watch ladies swim naked or get out of the pond naked either.”
Holding the bucket up he said, “I'm just here to feed the alligator.”
Some old men can still think fast.
