The Spanish Computer

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chrisy

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A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."

"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
"computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided! that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


(THIS GETS BETTER!)


The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.


The women won
 
Yall are always pokin' thru the fence at us men.Makes me feel just wonderful to know I'm not suffering from any of the afforementioned defects, in other words, I'm perfect. :shock:
 
BUENOS DIAS!!
JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVE A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!!
SIN WE NO HAVE NOT SO GOOD TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A
MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL DE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND
SEND DIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.

TANK JOU POR JALPING ME,
JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA
MEXICAN HACKER
 
Crowderfarms":gsbd91eh said:
Yall are always pokin' thru the fence at us men.Makes me feel just wonderful to know I'm not suffering from any of the afforementioned defects, in other words, I'm perfect. :shock:

there is an old saying to this:-

'nobody is perfect', but 'I'm nobody so therefore, I must be perfect!'
 
dj":2crhspx5 said:
BUENOS DIAS!!
JOU HAVE YUST RECEIVE A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!!
SIN WE NO HAVE NOT SO GOOD TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A
MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL DE FILES ON JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND
SEND DIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.

TANK JOU POR JALPING ME,
JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA
MEXICAN HACKER

Yo Key aero Taco Bell?
 
Hahaha. I didn't know that one.

By the way, ''Yo quiero moto'', would mean ''I want motorcycle''. :cboy:

//Remembers joke to use it later with friends.
 
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