Tommy Ruyle
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One day a police officer was driving her squad through the cemetery as police officers do on the midnight shift. She came upon an auto with its headlights off and no persons were visible.
The officer exited her vehicle and approached the suspicious auto and noticed two youthful occupants jump up and began to button their clothing.
The officer asked, "Didn't you see the sign on the front gate -- closed after 6:00 P.M.?"
The youth responded, "No ma'am, officer. We came in the back gate where it says, 'Get lots while you're young!'" :shock: :D
The officer exited her vehicle and approached the suspicious auto and noticed two youthful occupants jump up and began to button their clothing.
The officer asked, "Didn't you see the sign on the front gate -- closed after 6:00 P.M.?"
The youth responded, "No ma'am, officer. We came in the back gate where it says, 'Get lots while you're young!'" :shock: :D
