Tommy Ruyle
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In a prodominantly Catholic neighborhood a Protestant man would fire up the grill and cook some steaks on Friday night during lent. The aroma would float through the neighborhood and drive the Catholics crazy because they could only have fish!
Anyway, this went on every Friday until finally they went to the Protestant man's house while he was grillin', tied him up and carried him to the priest. The priest sprinkled him with holy water and recited, "You were born Protestant, you were raised Protestant, but now you are Catholic!".
Well, the next Friday night, he was back out there grilling his steaks. The Catholics were outraged!! They went back to the man's house and saw him basting his steaks with BBQ sauce and saying, "You were born beef, you were raised beef, but now you are FISH!!!" :D :D :D
Anyway, this went on every Friday until finally they went to the Protestant man's house while he was grillin', tied him up and carried him to the priest. The priest sprinkled him with holy water and recited, "You were born Protestant, you were raised Protestant, but now you are Catholic!".
Well, the next Friday night, he was back out there grilling his steaks. The Catholics were outraged!! They went back to the man's house and saw him basting his steaks with BBQ sauce and saying, "You were born beef, you were raised beef, but now you are FISH!!!" :D :D :D
