The problems with pirates

[TREY-L]

If they would just ask Chuck Norris he would make short work of those pirates. He could handle that bunch in between total gym work outs.

Chuck Norris is so bad.........we could just tell them Chuck was coming and they would probably stop the hijacking. Not just any Chuck.........I'm talking "Delta Force" Chuck!

Chuck Norris is the Shazizzle!