Jogeephus
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It won't be long now before I'll be heading west on my annual Colorado Hemp Tour but thanks to Hillsdown and her recent thread about inaccuracies in estimating weights and measures I won't be posting any pictures on Facebook. Yes, I know I'm slow and am sure most, if not all, of you have already traveled to Colorado to enjoy the cornucopia of legal weed so I would like to ask a few questions to be sure I make the most efficient use of my time.
Doing a Google Search I found this weed map showing all the dispensaries in and around Colorado Springs.
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/co ... do-springs
Thought for sure I want to drop into Strawberry Fields and try some of the White Mama Funk and some of their Sweet Island Funk. At $2700/lb it sure makes you appreciate the price of that cheap $10/lb ribeye steak. Thought I'd also sample their bakery goods. I hear their Apple and Raspberry tarts are to die for. Does anyone know if these are gluten-free?
After a thorough testing I thought I'd walk across the road to the Secret Stash and try their Romulan Cotton Candy just to concrete down my buzz. I know I'll have to try the Cheebacca Chews in sativa not indica. Indica gives me indigestion and makes me see purple unicorns and stuff. Does anyone know whether this is made with processed sugar or do they use raw organic turbinado sugar?
By now I should be flying pretty high and will definitely be up for the short walk to the 64 Store where I am dead set on buying some Colorado Hemp Tears. Will definitely be stopping by the Healthy Creations shop to pick up some peanut butter cups. Gotta keep the energy up you know.
Just take a look at this map and tell me what you suggest me visiting. Its just so many choices and I'd hate to overlook something and not take advantage of the great opportunity. I am sure many of you have already visited many of these shops. Some probably attended the ribbon cutting ceremonies and can give your reviews - if you can remember - I'd love to hear your reviews. I would hate to miss out on anything because like I say this is only an annual event and I want to be able to pack as much of these delicacies in my luggage to bring home as possible. Its legal to do this isn't it? I mean, since I paid taxes on it then the TSA shouldn't have any problem with my bringing any of it home - being its legal and all.
Still haven't found a place to rent a didgeridoo so I may have to bring my own only its considered over-sized - its only 12 foot - but Delta says it is not considered carry-on even though it is far below their carry-on weight limit. I think this is clearly discrimination. The whole trip will be a waste if I'm not able to sit atop Pike's Peak and play beautiful melodies over the mountains while enjoying these hemp delights.
If anyone is out that way just look for me. I'll be the fella walking down the street with the 12 foot didgeridoo. You'll be able to tell me from the others because mine is bone white with gold bands spaced a foot apart with a unicorn dancing in stardust on the throat. Oh and I'll probably be wearing my ochre robe with a large man purse filled with dope. Legal dope. And I'll be wearing flip flops stained with cow manure. Grass-fed cow manure.
Maybe if I have time I can take in some other things.
Doing a Google Search I found this weed map showing all the dispensaries in and around Colorado Springs.
https://weedmaps.com/dispensaries/in/co ... do-springs
Thought for sure I want to drop into Strawberry Fields and try some of the White Mama Funk and some of their Sweet Island Funk. At $2700/lb it sure makes you appreciate the price of that cheap $10/lb ribeye steak. Thought I'd also sample their bakery goods. I hear their Apple and Raspberry tarts are to die for. Does anyone know if these are gluten-free?
After a thorough testing I thought I'd walk across the road to the Secret Stash and try their Romulan Cotton Candy just to concrete down my buzz. I know I'll have to try the Cheebacca Chews in sativa not indica. Indica gives me indigestion and makes me see purple unicorns and stuff. Does anyone know whether this is made with processed sugar or do they use raw organic turbinado sugar?
By now I should be flying pretty high and will definitely be up for the short walk to the 64 Store where I am dead set on buying some Colorado Hemp Tears. Will definitely be stopping by the Healthy Creations shop to pick up some peanut butter cups. Gotta keep the energy up you know.
Just take a look at this map and tell me what you suggest me visiting. Its just so many choices and I'd hate to overlook something and not take advantage of the great opportunity. I am sure many of you have already visited many of these shops. Some probably attended the ribbon cutting ceremonies and can give your reviews - if you can remember - I'd love to hear your reviews. I would hate to miss out on anything because like I say this is only an annual event and I want to be able to pack as much of these delicacies in my luggage to bring home as possible. Its legal to do this isn't it? I mean, since I paid taxes on it then the TSA shouldn't have any problem with my bringing any of it home - being its legal and all.
Still haven't found a place to rent a didgeridoo so I may have to bring my own only its considered over-sized - its only 12 foot - but Delta says it is not considered carry-on even though it is far below their carry-on weight limit. I think this is clearly discrimination. The whole trip will be a waste if I'm not able to sit atop Pike's Peak and play beautiful melodies over the mountains while enjoying these hemp delights.
If anyone is out that way just look for me. I'll be the fella walking down the street with the 12 foot didgeridoo. You'll be able to tell me from the others because mine is bone white with gold bands spaced a foot apart with a unicorn dancing in stardust on the throat. Oh and I'll probably be wearing my ochre robe with a large man purse filled with dope. Legal dope. And I'll be wearing flip flops stained with cow manure. Grass-fed cow manure.
Maybe if I have time I can take in some other things.
us BC'ers have far more experience than to Colorado folk with that stuff 
