Two elderly men are pushing their carts around
Wal-Mart
when they collide.The first old guy says to the second
guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall,with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted,
and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
for yours."
Wal-Mart
when they collide.The first old guy says to the second
guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and
I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was
going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a
coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't
find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each
other. What does your wife look like?"
The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
tall,with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted,
and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look
like?"
The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look
for yours."
