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jedstivers

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In the morning there will be a wayward MO hillbilly in a white dodge (goat) pulling a JD green (I have to get that thing painted, it's a long story) gooseneck headed your way. Stay clear and good luck, you have been warned.
 

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You are welcome to spend you money in Tex. how deep into the State are you coming so we can be on guard. Are you coming in legal if you would swing way down South and swim it across the Rio and come in illegal you will get a free college education, free medical aid, free housing and a whole lot of other free benefits and we might make you a citizen.
 

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I was gonna say if she don't eat too much I don't see a problem but then again if he's gonna need a trailer to get her home then you might want to check with Crowder on how best to keep her so she don't lose condition.
 
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Jogeephus":23xjpued said:
I was gonna say if she don't eat too much I don't see a problem but then again if he's gonna need a trailer to get her home then you might want to check with Crowder on how best to keep her so she don't lose condition.
Just glad Crowder's not going with him.
 

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jedstivers":hqshb92e said:
In the morning there will be a wayward MO hillbilly in a white dodge (goat) pulling a JD green (I have to get that thing painted, it's a long story) gooseneck headed your way. Stay clear and good luck, you have been warned.

Jed I bet he detoured through Oklahoma and picked up that San Fran Cowboy.
Don't worry we will spot that pink hat wearing bunch soon as they cross the border.
You might have to come down here and get you rig.
Those pink hat mountain cowboys show up in this Thicket and the lizards will be grining.
 
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Caustic Burno":to0eud31 said:
jedstivers":to0eud31 said:
In the morning there will be a wayward MO hillbilly in a white dodge (goat) pulling a JD green (I have to get that thing painted, it's a long story) gooseneck headed your way. Stay clear and good luck, you have been warned.

Jed I bet he detoured through Oklahoma and picked up that San Fran Cowboy.
Don't worry we will spot that pink hat wearing bunch soon as they cross the border.
You might have to come down here and get you rig.
Those pink hat mountain cowboys show up in this Thicket and the lizards will be grining.
He ain't leavin till morning, y'all still got time.
 

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jedstivers":t5nnr04j said:
kenny thomas":t5nnr04j said:
I had better watch, if he leaves before daylight he might head east instead of west.
I told him when he got to I40 to turn to the side the steering wheel is on.

If he turns up missing check the casinos. He may be in the chorus line at one of'em.
 

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