MR3
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Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
>
>I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
>took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
>monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
>Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
>crashing the system whenever selected.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
>uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>
>
>A Troubled User.
>______________________________________
>
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
>
>
>
>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
>EVERYTHING!!!
>
>
>
>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
>It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child
>Support".
>
>
>
>I seriously recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
> 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2! .
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
>WARNING!!!
>
>
>DO NOT, under any circumstance install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This>application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage>to your Hard Drive...
>
>Best of luck,
>
>
>Tech Support
>
>Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
>
>
>I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that
>took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>
>In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
>monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3,
>Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run,
>crashing the system whenever selected.
>
>I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my
>favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but
>uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
>Thanks,
>
>
>A Troubled User.
>______________________________________
>
>REPLY:
>Dear Troubled User:
>
>This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
>Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
>just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
>
>
>
>Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
>EVERYTHING!!!
>
>
>
>It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
>It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
>once installed.
>
>You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not
>allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony-Child
>Support".
>
>
>
>I seriously recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the
>situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
>alleviate software augmentation.
>
>The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
>ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
>will return to normal anyway.
>
>Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife
> 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0,
>Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2! .
>
>However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will
>cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the
>only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional
>software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
>
>WARNING!!!
>
>
>DO NOT, under any circumstance install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This>application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage>to your Hard Drive...
>
>Best of luck,
>
>
>Tech Support
