Rustler9
Well-known member
On a busy boulevard, a stressed out woman was tailgating an honest man.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, directly in front of him. He did the
correct thing. He stopped at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman went ballistic, pounded on the horn, dropped her make-up and cell
phone, and screamed in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the light.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed,and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate
holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday
School" bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, directly in front of him. He did the
correct thing. He stopped at the crosswalk even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman went ballistic, pounded on the horn, dropped her make-up and cell
phone, and screamed in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the light.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to
exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she
was searched, finger printed, photographed,and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was
waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and
cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the "Choose Life" license plate
holder, the "What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the "Follow Me to Sunday
School" bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian Fish emblem on the
trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
