Survivor "redneck style"

[Bama]

"SURVIVOR REDNECK STYLE
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Rednecks are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor - Redneck Style."

The contestants will start in Biloxi Ms, travel up to Birmingham Al., over to Atlanta Ga, then they will head north to Nashville Tn, then west to Houston Tx., then back to Huntsville Al. and back down to Biloxi.


Each will be driving a bright pink Volvo with California license plates and a bumper stickers that reads:
"I'm gay".
"I support PETA".
"No more cutting down timber".
"The NORTH was RIGHT".
"The PAC 10 can Beat the SEC ANYDAY".
"NASCAR sucks".
"Hillary/Sharpton in 2004".
"Deer Hunting is murder".
And "I'm here to confiscate your guns!"


The first one who makes it back to Biloxi alive, wins"

 

[cypressfarms]

Bama,

After laughing so hard I wet myself, I realized that no one would win. The fun part would be watching how they would be "stopped".

 

[ChrisB]

That reminds me. We had a logger out a couple years ago and on his truck was a big sticker reading "Earth First" in big letters, underneath in smaller letters it read "We'll log the other planets later!"

 

[ALACOWMAN]

if there coming to the rocket city i might be able to help them get out safely ;-)

 

[purecountry]

Like Charlie Daniels said, "Well I was takin' a trip out to LA, toolin along in my Chevrolet, tokin on a number and diggin on the radio...." :lol: :lol: :lol:

That would have to be the theme song for the show. I love that tune.