MULDOON
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Subject: Carnival Cruise Lines Opportunity
> >We at Carnival Cruise Lines are not forgetting that a lot of entertainers
> >promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected
> >President.
> >
> >With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
keep
> >their promise!
> >
> >Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her "wife", Ed Asner,
Janneane
> >Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue,
> >Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,
> >and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made
that
> >promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the
> >sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to
> >take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
> >
> >You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny
> >location.
> >
> >The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
> >through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
cruise.
> >
> >Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.
> >
> >Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
> >
> >Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise
> >director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the
> >money). "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere
below
> >decks away from the media.
> >
> >Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl". Entertainment
will
> >be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, and movies will be
> >shown each evening by Michael Moore.
> >
> >John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling
> >people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated
> >"shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure
to
> >pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.
> >
> >Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only
> >qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people
> >from drowning has not been too successful.
> >
> >Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide inspirational services,
> >and Al Franken will give inspirational talks each afternoon.
> >
> >If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends
> >and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. She can watch
over
> >all your money and your furnishings until you return.
> >
> >"Bon Voyage!"
> >
> >Is this a great country or what?
> >We at Carnival Cruise Lines are not forgetting that a lot of entertainers
> >promised to leave the country if George W.Bush were to be re-elected
> >President.
> >
> >With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
keep
> >their promise!
> >
> >Attention: Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her "wife", Ed Asner,
Janneane
> >Garafalo, Whoopi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher, Phil Donahue,
> >Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,
> >and the entire staffs of the LA and NY Times and anyone else who made
that
> >promise, please dispose of all US assets and report to Florida for the
> >sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to
> >take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan.
> >
> >You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq or some similar sunny
> >location.
> >
> >The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
> >through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
cruise.
> >
> >Please pack for an extended stay... at least FOUR MORE YEARS.
> >
> >Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
> >
> >Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, John Edwards as cruise
> >director, and Gray Davis, as Purser (the guy in charge of managing the
> >money). "Teh-RAY-sah" Heinz Kerry hopefully will be shoved somewhere
below
> >decks away from the media.
> >
> >Monica Lewinsky will be the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl". Entertainment
will
> >be provided by the Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen, and movies will be
> >shown each evening by Michael Moore.
> >
> >John Kerry will be our Life Guard based on his past experience of pulling
> >people out of the water. He is also in charge of games and has eliminated
> >"shuffleboard" in favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard". Be sure
to
> >pack your flip flops as you will need them while playing.
> >
> >Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and back-up Life Guard. He only
> >qualifies as back-up Life Guard since his experience in rescuing people
> >from drowning has not been too successful.
> >
> >Revs. Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will provide inspirational services,
> >and Al Franken will give inspirational talks each afternoon.
> >
> >If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
friends
> >and loved ones, please contact Senator Hillary Clinton. She can watch
over
> >all your money and your furnishings until you return.
> >
> >"Bon Voyage!"
> >
> >Is this a great country or what?
