Angus In Texas
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Going through his wife's bedroom drawers, a farmer discovered three soy beans and an envelope containing 30 dollars in cash. He confronted his wife, who promptly confessed.
"Darling, over the years I haven't been completely faithful to you. But when I fool around, I put a soy bean in the drawer to remind me of my indiscretion."
The farmer admitted that he hadn't always been faithful either and, therefore, was inclined to forgive her.
"Where did the 30 dollars come from?" he asked.
"Oh that," his wife replied. "When soy beans hit 10 dollars a bushel, I sold out."
:shock: :lol:
"Darling, over the years I haven't been completely faithful to you. But when I fool around, I put a soy bean in the drawer to remind me of my indiscretion."
The farmer admitted that he hadn't always been faithful either and, therefore, was inclined to forgive her.
"Where did the 30 dollars come from?" he asked.
"Oh that," his wife replied. "When soy beans hit 10 dollars a bushel, I sold out."
:shock: :lol:
