TLCfromARK
Well-known member
> Signs You've Grown UP*
> > >1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> > >2. Having sex in a twin bed is almost out of the question.
> > >3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > >4. 5:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> > >5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
> > >6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> > >7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
> > >8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> > >9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> > >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
> > >11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> > >12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> > >13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> > >14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> > >15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> > >16. You take naps.
> > >17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
> > >18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
> > >19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> > >20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> > >21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
> > >22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> > >23. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# how did that happen?"
> > >24: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
;-)
> > >1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
> > >2. Having sex in a twin bed is almost out of the question.
> > >3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > >4. 5:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
> > >5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
> > >6. You watch the Weather Channel.
> > >7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
> > >8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
> > >9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
> > >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
> > >11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> > >12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> > >13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> > >14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
> > >15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> > >16. You take naps.
> > >17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
> > >18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
> > >19. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
> > >20. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
> > >21. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
> > >22. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
> > >23. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh S*$# how did that happen?"
> > >24: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
;-)
