With all due respect to Crissy and also with her permission, I give you the following;
>
> Siamese Twins
>
>
> Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario, Canada and park themselves
> on a bar stool.
>
>
> One of them says to the barkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined at
> the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft
> please."
>
>
> The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
> conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
>
>
> "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year
> and hire a car and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
>
> Jim agrees!
>
> "Ah, England !" says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the
> history, the beer, the culture...'
>
> "Nah, we don't like all that British crap," says John. '"Hamburgers &
> Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -
> they're so aloof and rude."
>
> "So why keep going to England ?" asks the barkeeper.
>
> "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
>
>
> Siamese Twins
>
>
> Siamese twins walk into a pub in Ontario, Canada and park themselves
> on a bar stool.
>
>
> One of them says to the barkeeper, "Don't mind us, we're joined at
> the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft
> please."
>
>
> The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
> conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
>
>
> "Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year
> and hire a car and drive for miles and miles, don't we, Jim?"
>
> Jim agrees!
>
> "Ah, England !" says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the
> history, the beer, the culture...'
>
> "Nah, we don't like all that British crap," says John. '"Hamburgers &
> Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English -
> they're so aloof and rude."
>
> "So why keep going to England ?" asks the barkeeper.
>
> "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
>
