Set It Free

Angus In Texas

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If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:
 
Angus In Texas":31e8r69z said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns,:lol:

I believe that there is another ending that goes something like...
Then track it down and kill it....
I haven't heard your rendition before, but I like it a whole lot better! :D
 
Angus In Texas":3pbx97bb said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:

Or lived with it... Those are the hardest ones to get rid of, I think. Made me hate men in general for about a year. :mad:
 
Lammie":3vz2fp67 said:
Angus In Texas":3vz2fp67 said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:

Or lived with it... Those are the hardest ones to get rid of, I think. Made me hate men in general for about a year. :mad:

So Lammie, did you really like women during this year long period? :lol:
 
Just Curious":new1k9xg said:
Angus In Texas":new1k9xg said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns,:lol:

I believe that there is another ending that goes something like...
Then track it down and kill it....
I haven't heard your rendition before, but I like it a whole lot better! :D

No need to track it down ~ just set out a plate of food.
 
angie":zugjmkjo said:
Just Curious":zugjmkjo said:
Angus In Texas":zugjmkjo said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns,:lol:

I believe that there is another ending that goes something like...
Then track it down and kill it....
I haven't heard your rendition before, but I like it a whole lot better! :D

No need to track it down ~ just set out a plate of food.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Crowderfarms":13arh24o said:
Lammie":13arh24o said:
Angus In Texas":13arh24o said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:

Or lived with it... Those are the hardest ones to get rid of, I think. Made me hate men in general for about a year. :mad:

So Lammie, did you really like women during this year long period? :lol:

I knew one of you lunkheads would ask me that. NO. I don't recall likeing miuch of anyone back then. I had a few friends that helped me to get rid of him. Then I wrote the Hefty bag and Tide folks letters of thanks...
 
Lammie":1clfs6ja said:
Crowderfarms":1clfs6ja said:
Lammie":1clfs6ja said:
Angus In Texas":1clfs6ja said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:

Or lived with it... Those are the hardest ones to get rid of, I think. Made me hate men in general for about a year. :mad:

So Lammie, did you really like women during this year long period? :lol:

I knew one of you lunkheads would ask me that. NO. I don't recall likeing miuch of anyone back then. I had a few friends that helped me to get rid of him. Then I wrote the Hefty bag and Tide folks letters of thanks...
Can you beleive someone would be soooo uncouth to ask such a question pertaining to your sexual preference during a time that I am sure was an extremely emotional period of your life...
I was wondering if you received any endorsements from Hefty Bag or Tide? :D
 
Just Curious":habkcx7r said:
Lammie":habkcx7r said:
Crowderfarms":habkcx7r said:
Lammie":habkcx7r said:
Angus In Texas":habkcx7r said:
If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.
If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If, however, it just sits in your living room,
Messes up your stuff,
Eats your food,
Uses your telephone,
Takes your money, and
Never appears to have noticed that
You actually set it free in the first place,
You either married it or gave birth to it!

:lol:

Or lived with it... Those are the hardest ones to get rid of, I think. Made me hate men in general for about a year. :mad:

So Lammie, did you really like women during this year long period? :lol:

I knew one of you lunkheads would ask me that. NO. I don't recall likeing miuch of anyone back then. I had a few friends that helped me to get rid of him. Then I wrote the Hefty bag and Tide folks letters of thanks...
Can you beleive someone would be soooo uncouth to ask such a question pertaining to your sexual preference during a time that I am sure was an extremely emotional period of your life...
I was wondering if you received any endorsements from Hefty Bag or Tide? :D

I am their spokesmodel. 8)
 
TNMasterBeefProducer":30dk1pze said:
This is exactly why after a while I release my girlfriends back into the wild.

Couldn't you just put the chickens back in the chicken coop? :)

Walt
 
Txwalt":13cea6dy said:
TNMasterBeefProducer":13cea6dy said:
This is exactly why after a while I release my girlfriends back into the wild.

Couldn't you just put the chickens back in the chicken coop? :)

Walt
THIS is exactly why we have environmentalists. DUH Walt, Its too hard to tell the cousins from the cousins if they are all mixed up
 

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