"Senior" Exercise Program

[TexasBred]

Senior Exercises
The Doc told me to start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

Monday
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

Tuesday
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

Wednesday
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

Thursday
Advise President Bush on how to run the country..
Toot my own horn..
Pull out all the stops..
Add fuel to the fire..

Friday
Open a can of worms..
Put my foot in my mouth..
Start the ball rolling..
Go over the edge..


Saturday
Pick up the pieces..


Sunday
Kneel in prayer..
Bow my head in thanksgiving..
Uplift my hands in praise..
Hug someone and encourage them.

What a Workout!


Have a Nice Day







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[bigbull338]

now that was a good workout.

 

[mitch2]

Thats good, and it reminds me of a poster I have on my office wall:

NOTICE

This Department Requires NO Physical Fitness Program

Everyone get enough exercise jumping to conclusions,
flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing
friends in the back, dodging responsibility and
pushing their luck.

Michele

 

[grannysoo]

I think that I'll start this today... :D