Scrabble

[Tommy Ruyle]

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > DORMITORY:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > DIRTY ROOM
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > PRESBYTERIAN:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > BEST IN PRAYER
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > ASTRONOMER:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > MOON STARER
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > DESPERATION:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > A ROPE ENDS IT
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > THE EYES:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > THEY SEE
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > GEORGE BUSH:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > HE BUGS GORE
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > THE MORSE CODE :
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > HERE COME DOTS
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > SLOT MACHINES:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > CASH LOST IN ME
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > ANIMOSITY:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > IS NO AMITY
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > ELECTION RESULTS:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > SNOOZE ALARMS:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > A DECIMAL POINT:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > IM A DOT IN PLACE
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > THE EARTHQUAKES:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > THAT QUEER SHAKE
>> > ----------------------------------------
>> > ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > TWELVE PLUS ONE
>> > ----------------------------------------

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

>> > MOTHER-IN-LAW:
>> > When you rearrange the letters:
>> > WOMAN HITLER
>> > ----------------------------------------

 

[msscamp]

Maybe a little of each? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

Dictionary = Indicatory

Schoolmaster = The classroom

Elvis = Lives

Listen = Silent

Clint Eastwood = Old West Action

Madam Curie = Radium came

A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"

Western Union = No Wire Unsent

The country side = No City Dust Here

A telescope = To see place

The eyes = They see

The cockroach = Cook, catch her

Waitress = A stew, Sir?

The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"

Desperation = A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code = Here Come Dots

The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil

Conversation = Voices Rant On

Disraeli = I lead, Sir.

Clothespins = So Let's Pinch

Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison

The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath

Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel

MacDonalds = Clam and Sod

Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell

Butterfly = Flutter-by

Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!

Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter

Animosity = Is No Amity

Funeral = Real Fun

Protectionism = Nice to imports

A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it

The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar

The Hilton = Hint: Hotel

A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing

Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade

The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"

The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future

Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active

Software = Swear Oft

Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class

The Detectives = Detect Thieves

The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man

Semolina = Is No Meal

The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom

Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim

A Gentleman = Elegant Man

The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake

Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam

Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm
(the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")

Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one

Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist

Mel Gibson = Bong Smile

Admirer = Married

Indomitableness = Endless ambition

New York Times = Monkeys Write

David Letterman = Nerd Amid Late TV

Howard Stern = Retard Shown

Contradiction = Accord not in it

Debit card = Bad Credit

 

[chrisy]

read all these before...More time on the hands than can cope with. there are a lot more around. :lol: