Santa Clause......

[Cowgirl Brit]

Why doesn't Santa Clause have kids??.......Because somebody shot his root off!

 

[NMVaquero]

What?

 

[sim.-ang.king]

Must be a brit thing to advanced for us americans. :lol:

 

[Commercialfarmer]

It's probably a new handle from an old friend.

 

[Cowgirl Brit]

really??? Yall dont know what a mans root is? Look it up or ask around and u"ll see how advanced this cowgirl is....

 

[Cowgirl Brit]

really??? Yall dont know what a mans root is? Look it up or ask around and u"ll see how advanced this cowgirl is....say it fast and it sounds like Rudolph

 

[alisonb]

:help: :roll:

 

[Fly-guy]

really??? Yall dont know what a mans root is? Look it up or ask around and u"ll see how advanced this cowgirl is....say it fast and it sounds like Rudolph

I admit that my sense of humor is warped, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one afflicted by one also. :kid:

 

[MistyMorning]

Shirt tail relative of Farmer Shell?

 

[melking]

:clap: :clap: Nice job, Kinda takes the fun out of it when you have to explain it>

 

[3waycross]

I for one am glad somebody did. Now i don't think it's obscene anymore.............just stoopid!

 

[denvermartinfarms]

Way over my head, but I know that's not saying much.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

it musta been a stupid joke,, cause i got it :lol2:

 

[slick4591]

I got it, but it's the wrong time of year for a joke like that. Someone please remind me around Christmas to reread it. I'm sure it will be funny then.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

No it won't.

 

[NMVaquero]

More humor in the responses than the OP.

 

[Anonymous]

At least Santa clause got steered. Wouldn't want this genetics being spread around anyway. All obese and not working most of the year

 

[denvermartinfarms]

At least Santa clause got steered. Wouldn't want this genetics being spread around anyway. All obese and not working most of the year

Now that you put it that way, I think I know a lot of santa's.

 

[cross_7]

Shirt tail relative of Farmer Shell?

I was thinking Sirloin.
I going quit and come back with a new name so nobody knows who I am.

 

[TennesseeTuxedo]

Good guys don't have to do that Cross7. You're just fine the way you are.