Safe Sex

[flaboy-]

I heard Crowder and his fellow Tennesseans practise safe sex up thar in them hills. They spray paint big X's on the back of the sheep that kick. :lol:

 

[Anonymous]

Hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
Perhaps they should tell their New Zealand cousins? :?:

 

[RebelCritter]

Flaboy walks into the bedroom one night with a sheep under his arm, his wife in bed reading and says:
"Honey this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
To which the wife replies:
"Dear I think you'll find that's a sheep you have there"
Flaboy's response:
"Dear I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

 

[flaboy-]

Hey Critter, do you know the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?






Around 45 pounds. :lol:

 

[RebelCritter]

ooo, you gonna get in trouble for that one! Come on girls! Get em! Besides, Thats not always true!

 

[chrisy]

Hey Critter, do you know the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?






Around 45 pounds. :lol:

which way round, we know in Crowders case ;-) but your preferance :?: you a chubby chaser or a skinny binny :?:

 

[flaboy-]

Hey Critter, do you know the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?






Around 45 pounds. :lol:

which way round, we know in Crowders case ;-) but your preferance :?: you a chubby chaser or a skinny binny :?:

Surfice it to say, I am the complete opposite of Crowder when it comes to the chubbies. :lol:

 

[VanC]

Flaboy walks into the bedroom one night with a sheep under his arm, his wife in bed reading and says:
"Honey this is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
To which the wife replies:
"Dear I think you'll find that's a sheep you have there"
Flaboy's response:
"Dear I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep!"

:lol: :lol: I'm gonna pass that one along tomorrow.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I heard all the Sheep have moved to Fl. OOOps, I think that was Old Goats...Flaboy, heard you are into them Black Sheeps.