Rookie Farmer

[RebelCritter]

Way back when BackHoeBoogie moved to the country, he decided he was gonna take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens."

The co-op man complies. A week later bhb returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later bhb returns. This time he says, "Give me five-hundred baby chickens."

"Wow! The co-op man replies "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said Backhoeboogie with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"

 

[grannysoo]

:roll: :lol:

 

[flaboy]

Oh, I see. She is an equal opportunity basher today.

 

[john250]

Way back when BackHoeBoogie moved to the country, he decided he was gonna take up farming.
He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me a hundred baby chickens."

The co-op man complies. A week later bhb returns and says, "Give me two hundred baby chickens." The co-op man complies.

Again, a week later bhb returns. This time he says, "Give me five-hundred baby chickens."

"Wow! The co-op man replies "You must really be doing well!"

"Naw," said Backhoeboogie with a sigh. "I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"

Neither of the above. He didn't take a soil test.