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A Catholic priest and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a handmade sign into the ground with a large rock.
The sign reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the around the next curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
The sign reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the around the next curve they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The pastor turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"
