Redneck Sensitivity

TexasBred

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Three Rednecks were working up on a cellphone tower: Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.

As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, 'Well, dam, someone should go and tell his wife.' Donnie says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.

'Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser. Ronnie says, 'Where did you get that beer, Donnie?' ' Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Ronnie replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

Well, not exactly', Donnie says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter's widow'.'

She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks Are Good With Sensitive Stuff!
 
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Texas Bred

You know that if that old boy was a real redneck he woulda left with Cooters fishin poles too, since he wasn't gonna need them any more.
 
3waycross":3jx7fxzj said:
Texas Bred

You know that if that old boy was a real redneck he woulda left with Cooters fishin poles too, since he wasn't gonna need them any more.

3way...he probably packed those away as well. And since he won the bet we know the beer was originally purchased by Cooter. I imagine he'll visit Cooter's widow occasionally as well to check up on her and make sure she is well. He is sensitive you know.
 
TexasBred":2yaet714 said:
3waycross":2yaet714 said:
Texas Bred

You know that if that old boy was a real redneck he woulda left with Cooters fishin poles too, since he wasn't gonna need them any more.

3way...he probably packed those away as well. And since he won the bet we know the beer was originally purchased by Cooter. I imagine he'll visit Cooter's widow occasionally as well to check up on her and make sure she is well. He is sensitive you know.


Thought about that too but was tryin to keep it clean :lol: :lol: :lol: :nod:
 
whatsup ???? enjoying a bud watching the game....
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chrisy":1ao2tc2u said:
whatsup ???? enjoying a bud watching the game....
beerwez.gif


Chrisy
You're looking more like a Keeper all the time. You are definately starting to exhibit some Redneck tendencies. :clap: :tiphat:
 
now that was a true redneck.you know that beer was cooters.he didnt get to live long enough to drink it.
 
3waycross":1p8m7sxq said:
chrisy":1p8m7sxq said:
whatsup ???? enjoying a bud watching the game....
beerwez.gif


Chrisy
You're looking more like a Keeper all the time. You are definately starting to exhibit some Redneck tendencies. :clap: :tiphat:

Why thank you kind Sir, do I take that as a compliment or what?
 

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