Rancher's Widow

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Jan 31, 2004
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South La
Rancher's Widow

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman, and was determined to
keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied,
she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have
him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours
every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them
worked hard, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's
widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and
the ranch looks great. You should go into town a kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one
Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two
o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the
room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a
glass of wine waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and
placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it,
constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he
did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of
the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off

Then she looked at him and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."


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Sep 14, 2004
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I hope that never happen to me :shock: - starting right from the begining of hiring those choices of men :)

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