Three women die in a car crash, and go straight to heaven. They get greeted and welcomed and they are told the rules in heaven: " as you can see, the ground here in heaven is covered with rabbits, and it is utterly forbidden to step on one of them, but otherwise you are free to do what ever you please. However; if you step on a rabbit, You will be handcuffed to the ugliest man available, for eternity!"
One month pass, and the first woman steps on a rabbit, and emediately, the archangel comes to her with a really ugly man and cuffs them together.
Half a year pass and the very same thing happens to the second woman.
The third is now extremely cautious with her feet, so not to step on any rabbit, but one day the angel comes back pulling along with him the most attractive and handsome man, and cuffs him to her. She says:" but I did not step on any rabbit!"
Angel says: "no, YOU did not".
One month pass, and the first woman steps on a rabbit, and emediately, the archangel comes to her with a really ugly man and cuffs them together.
Half a year pass and the very same thing happens to the second woman.
The third is now extremely cautious with her feet, so not to step on any rabbit, but one day the angel comes back pulling along with him the most attractive and handsome man, and cuffs him to her. She says:" but I did not step on any rabbit!"
Angel says: "no, YOU did not".
