Pretend

[Dave]

I figure with Bruce Jenner pretending to be a woman and that white gal in Spokane pretending to be black that I should start pretending to come to work. I would show up in person on payday. That way they wouldn't forget what I look like and they would know who they are paying.

 

[slick4591]

I've been pretending for a little over 12 years now, only I never go to the office because I get my check in the mail.