I created quite a stir in a coffee line up today and the #4 pic brought it to mind here.
The lady who served me asked if I wanted to double cup it, or if I wanted one of those cardboard wraps because the coffee was hot and it might hurt my hand.
I responded with these words:
"No thanks, I do not have weak, limp wristed, snowflake hands. I am a working man and I can handle a warm cup of coffee."
Guy behind me - mid 20's and pierced to the nines with a load of facial tattoos - tapped me on the shoulder and told me he found what I said offensive.
I told him I was offended that he was offended and he could eff (I did not say the full word - I said "eff") off if he did not like my words.
All the construction guys behind him guffawed loudly and agreed with me.
The kid slunk off to another line.
So now I guess I am a bad guy - yet again.
I like 3,4 and 6 - tough choice because they are all easy to relate to. I went with 4 and would give the other two a definite honorable mention.
Best to all.