Plastic Surgery

[HerefordSire]

How long does it take get a formal education to become a plastic surgeon?

A German plastic surgeon has told how he built himself the perfect wife after wedding a "dowdy" woman "for her potential".

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/925521 ... ideal-wife

 

[xbred]

how about just enough learnin' for around the house

 

[HerefordSire]

Hi, my name is HerefordSire. I noticed you across the room. You sure do have allot of POTENTIAL! :idea: :idea: :idea:

 

[Crowderfarms]

I got my degree at University of Phoenix online. My first patient was lyposuction and I'm converting the fat to Bio-Crowder fuel.

 

[HerefordSire]

But, is it organic fuel? :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :santa: :santa: :santa:

 

[LazyARanch]

She's gonna find herself a rich boyfriend, or maybe a toy-boy, then she's gonna dump her
surgeon and take half his cash plus the house and several expensive cars.

ha! Sorry... the cynic in me just exploded!! :lol2:

 

[kerley]

I got my degree at University of Phoenix online. My first patient was lyposuction and I'm converting the fat to Bio-Crowder fuel.

Now we know where Crowders wommens went, and that explaines his new wealth, selling Bio-Crowder fuel.
Tom.

 

[Jogeephus]

Herf, if that's the type woman you are looking for you might just want to hang around the doctor's office a bit and wait till the pharmacutical salespeople show up. Pretty sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in short order.

 

[Lammie]

Herf, if that's the type woman you are looking for you might just want to hang around the doctor's office a bit and wait till the pharmacutical salespeople show up. Pretty sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in short order.

:lol:

 

[grannysoo]

What's next? Mail order brides? Oops.... forgot. That is already being done.

 

[HerefordSire]

She's gonna find herself a rich boyfriend, or maybe a toy-boy, then she's gonna dump her
surgeon and take half his cash plus the house and several expensive cars.

ha! Sorry... the cynic in me just exploded!! :lol2:

Get her good and liquored up and tell her she can have some more botox if she signs the prenuptual. You can trust me! 8) 8)

 

[HerefordSire]

Herf, if that's the type woman you are looking for you might just want to hang around the doctor's office a bit and wait till the pharmacutical salespeople show up. Pretty sure you will find exactly what you are looking for in short order.

If I were after a lady, I would locate the richest neighborhood in Dallas. Then buy a push lawnmower, weed whacker, and a fuel canister. I would tell the ladies $5.00 per yard mowed. My attire would include sleeveless muscle shirts.

You see, in exclusive neighboorhoods, most wealthy women already got divorces from surgeons and doctors and took the house, assets, getting alimony and possibly child support, etc. Therefore, since the divorce rate is over 50%, in every other house the wealthy lady is single.

Want me to clean your pool also for an extra dollar? :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: :dunce: