Pizzing Contests

[dun]

Since so many thread have turned into them lately I'm curious how they are judged. Is it distance or accuracy?

 

[Hook]

Accuracy trumps all else

 

[Alan]

It seems saturation is the main goal.

 

[Rafter S]

Spray pattern.

 

[torogmc81]

Accuracy trumps all else

Agreed. Sports is the best example I can think of ....

 

[ALACOWMAN]

Since the majority have a prostate the size of a basketball. I imagine keeping it off their boots would be a feat in itself... :cowboy:

 

[backhoeboogie]

Must be the mud. Pigs wanna wallow in it with you if you let them.

 

[greybeard]

The quantity of mission creep--territory covered and prisoners held-collateral damage and explosions heard.
The old "Get there firstest with the mostest" don't count for much anymore.

 

[Nesikep]

You know it's getting bad when there's less drama on FACEBOOK!

 

[Tim/South]

It is all about who wins in the end. Allow mw to explain.

A gambler and his lawyer attend an IRS audit. The auditor says a person can not claim to have made $90 k gambling. The old man says he is a good gambler. The agent asks for an example.
The gambler bets the auditor $1,500 that he can stand at one end of his desk and whiz all the way over and ring the garbage can on the other side, and not get a drop on his desk. The agent says that is impossible and takes the bet.
The gambler begins to whiz and splatters to all over the desk, never came close to reaching the other side. The IRS agent is beaming and over joyed. His lawyer is sitting with his face in his hands mumbling. The auditor tells the lawyer that all is well. He just won $1,500 and proved the man was not a good gambler.
The lawyer looked up and said, "On the way over here he bet me $10,000 he could whiz all over your desk and you would love it."

 

[TexasBred]

At my age the contest is judged by how much you can actually get on the ground or in the toilet and not on your boots.

 

[backhoeboogie]

You know it's getting bad when there's less drama on FACEBOOK!

Nobody hiding behind an alias on FB You can choose who posts you read. No alpha hotels commenting on every post you make.

 

[Deepsouth]

The quantity of mission creep--territory covered and prisoners held-collateral damage and explosions heard.
The old "Get there firstest with the mostest" don't count for much anymore.

I agree, volume is definitely most important.

 

[Ouachita]

The quantity of mission creep--territory covered and prisoners held-collateral damage and explosions heard.
The old "Get there firstest with the mostest" don't count for much anymore.

I agree, volume is definitely most important.

Specific gravity rules

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

In 3rd grade my teacher busted me and a friend, we were seeing who could pee into the trough from the greatest distance. She called my mom to school, " I saw them peeing all over in there" she says.

Mom says what are you doing in the boys bathroom? ?

Case closed mom says stay out of the boys room !

 

[torogmc81]

In 3rd grade my teacher busted me and a friend, we were seeing who could pee into the trough from the greatest distance. She called my mom to school, " I saw them peeing all over in there" she says.

Mom says what are you doing in the boys bathroom? ?

Case closed mom says stay out of the boys room !

:lol2: :clap:

 

[Nesikep]

the evidence of such contests is routinely seen!

 

[cow pollinater]

I drink coffee all morning and switch to beer in the early afternoon so I'm always up for a pizzing contest. It's those dang finger pointing competitions that I always seem to come up a little short on... That's the worst part of being an amputee.