Pickup lines

[RebelCritter]

ok gals, how many of you have heard any of these? :lol2:
Redneck Pickup Lines


1) Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

 

[grannysoo]

And every single one of those work too! :clap:

 

[chrisy]

And every single one of those work too! :clap:

what to get a punch in the mouth... :lol: you forgot one boy 'did it hurt' girl 'what' boy 'when you fell from heaven'

ps one more.....if you had a ladder in your stockings could I climb it????

 

[bigbull338]

those are just to funny.

 

[grannysoo]

what to get a punch in the mouth... :lol: you forgot one boy 'did it hurt' girl 'what' boy 'when you fell from heaven'

ps one more.....if you had a ladder in your stockings could I climb it????

As we say on our side of the pond, a "tongue in cheek" remark.

Anyone "smart" enough to use any of those lines deserves the punch in mouth. :lol:

 

[VanC]

Never needed pickup lines in the good old days. A wink and a smile and they were like putty in my hands. ;-)

 

[MikeC]

Best thing that ever worked for me was to hand her a piece of paper and a pen, then ask for her autograph............... ;-)

 

[john250]

Critter: M'am. Your input is appreciated here.
Which one worked the best?

 

[CKC1586]

funny....
How about some come backs ladies???

 

[MistyMorning]

Never needed pickup lines in the good old days. A wink and a smile and they were like putty in my hands. ;-)

Ya, sure Van, whatever you say. ;-) Now wake up from that nap and get to work!

Best thing that ever worked for me was to hand her a piece of paper and a pen, then ask for her autograph............... ;-)

Was this the line you used on that gal that was horking in volumes two times greater than the food she consumed?