philosophies

[*Cowgirl*]

I don't do windows because...I love birds and I don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because...I am terrified a guest will slip and hurt themselves. I'd feel terrible and they may sue me.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because...They are very good company. I have named most of them and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because...I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring clean because...I love all the seasons and I don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because...I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because...my husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...I don't want my guest to stress out over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.

I don't iron because...I choose to believe them when they say "permanent press".

I don't stress much on anything because..."A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!